If you’re a man, don’t go to country. And ESPECIALLY don’t fall in love.
Songs by The Dixie Chicks, The Wreckers, and some other woman country stars have convinced me to come to this conclusion. It often comes up in these seemingly “innocent” country songs. Basically, if you’re in the country with a woman, don’t cheat on her if you value your life.
I don’t mean to offend any country folks. You just terrify me.
And don’t kick your dog or you’ll end up on someone’s album. I’m just saying…