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Welcome to the newest segment of the Meow Kung Pow blog, J steals! Crazy as this is going to sound, we have an odd thief in the building. The things he steals are well… odd! All of these things are ABSOLUTELY TRUE. There really is a boy whose name I cannot say for privacy reasons, but he exists and he really does steal these things somehow…

Due to the fact he’s been stealing something for the past week, I’ll post all of them that I missed. From now on there will be more…

Monday: No school
Tuesday: Fire Extinguisher

Wednesday:Full sized trash can

Thursday: Two rolls of toilet paper

Friday: About two foot long wood board

All things were returned to their respectful owners, at least I’m assuming this… I’m not sure were he would have stored these things…

If you’re a man, don’t go to country. And ESPECIALLY don’t fall in love.

Songs by The Dixie Chicks, The Wreckers, and some other woman country stars have convinced me to come to this conclusion. It often comes up in these seemingly “innocent” country songs. Basically, if you’re in the country with a woman, don’t cheat on her if you value your life.

I don’t mean to offend any country folks. You just terrify me.